San Francisco to L.A.: An Epic Journey
Bill (complaining): We’ve been taxiing for 30 MINUTES?? WTF??
Moi (innocently): Oh, didn’t I tell you? The bargain airfare includes a scenic tour. It’s called ‘The Runways of SFO’ and Fiji Air taxis down every runway before takeoff. There’s no narration, though: you’ll have to look in your seat pocket for more details.
Bill: That’s stoopid! Who wants to take THIS tour??
Moi (warming to the topic): Well, you’re lucky. For $40.00 less each we coulda taxied all the way to L.A.!
Bill (glumly): Aren’t we already doing that????
…end of story….
Bill’s Note (verbatim): If we’d just taxied out to Highway 5 and scooted right down to L.A., we’d BE THERE BY NOW ….