Yet another Benico product recently thought up by the Terrible Twins is a new line of perfumes for a new generation.
Away with ‘Allure’ and other tired name brands: here are some perfumes that will REALLY rock your boat, imparting subliminal messages – and sometimes warnings! – about the wearer…
.Clueless … the perfume for those who don’t have a clue.
.Undetermined. Like Clueless, this is alluring and mysterious – because even the wearer has no idea
.Bad Kitty – a saucy performer with a bit of claw, this is Hello Kitty with a BITE.
.Sharpshooter. I’m not talking as in ‘Glassy-Winged’ (a recent California insect invader), either: Sharpshooter has YOU in the crosshairs!
.Bitch – beyond ‘saucy’, this is for the woman on fire!
Which brings us to:
. Heat – passion with a flame! And its companion:
. Big Bastard. Not neglecting the men’s cologne line, this is the male answer to Bitch
. Condescending – the Queen wears this. So do members of the Kardasian family (Yes, I mean as in Star Trek…)
. Testify = for the chatty woman. You’ve been FOREWARNED…
. Wasted – this is actually part of our new ‘Go Away’ line for those who habitually have HAD A BIT TOO MUCH.
. Imbecile – the scent indicates much confusion and adds to the ‘Go Away’ line
. Narcissist – another in the ‘Go Away’ line, this proffers much warning as the wearer inevitably thinks he/she is too hot for words by wantonly flaunting its scent.
. Feral: a little wild, a little loose, and a lotta sass in this one
. Shapeshifter: because one day it’s one thing; one day it’s something else entirely…
. Primal: imparts fair warning to those who anticipate something more seasoned
. Renaissance Man: gee, ladiez – wouldn’t you want to get to know the wearer of THIS scent?
. Dastardly:….and wouldn’t you NOT want this one? Joins others in the ‘Go Away’ scented warning line…
. Dementia: for when you only think you’re someone else…
Some of the above are pheromone-based – another new Benico line.
Specifically: Heat, Bad Kitty, Bitch and Big Bastard.
For that little extra ‘umph’ when you’re ready to rock ‘n roll…
Brewin’ up the perfect potion…