Conversation over morning coffee….:
Peanut Gallery: GREAT … the compost needs to be buried and my back’s not in any shape to do it.
Moi: Put it outside for the raccoons.
Peanut Gallery: I haven’t seen any raccoons around in a while.
Moi (logically): Then we need to buy raccoons. I’ll put ‘em on the shopping list. How many do you want?
Peanut Gallery: I’m not BUYING raccoons when they are EVERYWHERE for free.
Moi: You just said they’re NOT HERE. Hold on – I’ll call Lowe’s…
You just gotta love it…
“…where’s the GARBAGE?”
PS – The Peanut Gallery maintains “the whole idea of BURYING garbage is to keep the raccoons from getting at it.”
Well, excuse me for not grasping the whole raccoon concept…
I’m a city girl – I’m still learning.
The concept of raccoons as outdoor garbage disposal systems seemed perfectly logical to me…