Raccoons for Sale

May 22, 2012

Conversation over morning coffee….:

Peanut Gallery: GREAT … the compost needs to be buried and my back’s not in any shape to do it.

Moi: Put it outside for the raccoons.

Peanut Gallery: I haven’t seen any raccoons around in a while.

Moi (logically): Then we need to buy raccoons. I’ll put ‘em on the shopping list. How many do you want?

Peanut Gallery: I’m not BUYING raccoons when they are EVERYWHERE for free.

Moi: You just said they’re NOT HERE. Hold on – I’ll call Lowe’s…

Country livin’.

You just gotta love it…


                         “…where’s the GARBAGE?”


PS – The Peanut Gallery maintains “the whole idea of BURYING garbage is to keep the raccoons from getting at it.”

Well, excuse me for not grasping the whole raccoon concept…

I’m a city girl – I’m still learning.

The concept of raccoons as outdoor garbage disposal systems seemed perfectly logical to me…


1 Comment

  • timmy dekat says:

    You are so in luck. My servant is now renting virtual Raccoons by the day week or month. When you order a gross of virtual raccoons, you get a free virtual recording of raccoons scurrying around in the night, A booklet on the care and feeding of your virtual raccoon, plus a years supply of virtual raccoon kibble. Ok I know what your thinking, who needs a gross of virtual raccoons. Why everyone of course. Be the first on your block to have the very latest in virtual entertainment. They take up no more space then 100 angels dancing on a pinhead and provide many hours of virtual entertainment…. Some Imagination require. Don’t wait order yours today… Brought to you by benico,the same company that brought you Ferrell pet rocks, and the ladies pink tv remote, the one that keeps your S.O. from flipping thru the channels.

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